Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Friday, September 4, 2009

Note To Self

don't be depressed...instead do these:

1. stop complaining...nobody likes a whiney wino
2. get off your ass...don't be lazy. clean out all that crap lurking under your bed & in your closet. seriously, get your shit together.
3. become a body builder...you're young & able, so tone up already!(but don't get all crazy w/ it & get creepy madonna arms...that's a no-no)
4. put on a happy face...stretch your mouth muscles, it burns calories & you won't scare people away
5. don't be passive aggressive & snap @ unsuspecting strangers, family, or friends which in turn makes them passive aggressive freaks & the cycle continues
6. pull your head out your butt & do something good for the world...plant a tree, hug a baby panda, etc.
7. listen to your music really loud in your car so that your ears bleed...not only will it make you happy but it will piss off whoever is next to you @ the stop light
8. say thank you to everyone for everything
9. don't let other's sour patch faces get you down...you have the power, not them
10. stop being a perfectionist already, ok? give up that dream already
11. if all else fails, be a strong black woman like oprah...go build a school!


Thursday, September 3, 2009

Don't Worry Bout It Honey

Say Hello To Ya Motha For Me

i don't care what any of you fools say...marky-mark is hot, & that is made apparent by this video:



he kinda looks like an abuser though, doesn't he? i guess it adds to his bad boy charm...not that it's good to beat people or anything, although he was pretty hot in fear