Sirens

Snap Yo Fingers & Voila!

wish i was living in this building

sitting on this chair

looking out the window at this

whilst eating this

& having that pink hairdo

You're So Vain

Alchemy

Neat

Oh What You Say, Girlfriend?

the sucky part of being an adult, billz. miz knowles knows what i'm talkin bout.

Heaven On Earth

say hello to the cherpumple. that delicious mess is made of 3 layers: pumpkin pie baked into spice cake, apple pie baked into yellow cake, and topped with cherry pie baked into vanilla cake. Stack those layers, slather on some frosting, and put me into a sugar coma because i wantz now.  

Those Are Some Shoesies

The Gypsy That I Was

so i'm thinking of becoming a gypsy for my profession. think it's a good idea? i do! my hungarian ancestors did it, i think i can too...you get to sit around campfires, train monkeys to steal people's wallets, & you get to drown yourself in sweet ass gold jewelry. this is just fair warning in case next time you see me i'm wearing bells around my ankles & have gold teeth.

Laser Beamed

i think God is trying to fry us w/ his laser beam eyes...it really is a sweltering beast out there, isn't it?

Natasha + Alber = !

Schlep

“Nearly every glamorous, wealthy, successful career woman you might envy now started out as some kind of schlep.” -Helen Gurley Brown